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Do Not Mess With Shikadai

  • Counselor 1: Lord Kazekage, we have a problem.
  • Gaara: What is it?
  • Counselor 2: It's been years and you still haven't married and produced a child.
  • Gaara: Yes. What about it?
  • Counselor 1: We may have to consider bringing your nephew Shikadai Nara to Suna.
  • Counselor 2: As far as we know, he is the only direct descendant of the Fourth Kazekage.
  • Gaara: (Smiles kindly as sand slithers out from behind his chair)
  • Counselor 2: (O.o face)
  • Counselor 1: U-um...
  • Gaara: (Continuing to smile) Oh, please don't let me interrupt you. I believe the two of you were saying something along the lines of disrupting my nephew's life with his parents and friends in Konoha so he can be your political tool. Was that it?
  • Counselor 1: Never mind, Lord Kazekage.
  • Counselor 2: We apologize for our inconsiderate attitude.
  • Gaara: Wonderful! Now, let's get back to business, shall we?
  • Kankuro: (Smirking) Nice one Gaara.
  • Baki: I practically raised him, Kankuro and Temari, you know.
  • Shijima: He's such a good uncle!
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