2018/4/9
“The bell of Befreuing plays the end.”
Saint-Germain from Symphogear AXZ.




Touhou Fortunes; art by ZUN. Translations below.
Reimu: Super lucky!!
To you who drew Reimu Hakurei, you are the most fortunate now.
No matter what kind of bullets are coming, you’ll dodge all of them with ease. There’s no fear to just run into the bullets. It’s not you but the bullets who should be dodging, supposedly.
Don’t be too ahead of yourself just yet. Fortune, especially for the wealth part, must be earned through hard works. But this should be much of a problem for the shrine maiden who is the luckiest of all.
Sakuya: Well, fortune is something to earn not given.
To you who drew Sakuya Izayoi, you have the power to draw the fortune to yourself.
With your efforts, there is no doubt the fortune will reward you for what you’ve invested. However, this also means that it’s going to falloff in a negative way once you stopped working hard.
This is a good chance to feel fulfilled in life. It’s time to create your own life on your own terms.
Fortunately, your time is unlimited to make it happen.
Youmu: No work tomorrow! Hooray!
To you who drew Youmu Konpaku, a small piece of happiness will find you soon.
Nothing’s going to change dramatically, but what I believe is that you’ll find yourself favored by fortune in a more trivial way.
For example, all of a sudden you get an 1-day vacation tomorrow, and etc.
However, fortunate never stays forever. There are cases where your fortune is robbed by the inevitables.
For example, suddenly someone wants you to clean up the yard…
Marisa: Well, the future is bright at least!
To you who drew Marisa Kirisame, you life might become a bit rough for awhile.
The fortune, at least which you would call as fortune, may not visit you anytime soon, but the real fortune is definitely lying around you somewhere. The reason why it never comes to you, is probably that you’re trying too hard to get it.
Remember, fortune always resides in those who are close to you. So in the long run, your future is bright for sure.
Joon: You’re lucky!
To you who drew Joon Yorigami… Please accept my condolences.
As you are possessed by the god of pestilence, your wealth will be gone for nothing, such as wasting money in cons, buying too many microtransactions in mobile games, and etc.
This is what the prestilence god has brought to you. Accept it and move on.
Stay strong, and someday prosperity will knock on your door!
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jokes on you dumbass city slickers i actually am southern
haha people look hes actually southern