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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Homura: (buys this)


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Homura: Hello, I’d like to return this and report user SikiMayaka6969 for false advertising. While it’s very cute, the plush was recorded to be haunted by a Magical Girl, and I have confirmed that not to be the case. It was also said to give cunnilingus, and I’m still very much dry down there. Finally, they said it’d call me gay, which I very much am, yet it has failed to do so even once! In summation this was blatant misadvertising by SikiMayaka6969, and I’d like restitution.

Sayaka (laughing uncontrollably): Please stop, my side can’t take anymore.

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